Easter Bunny Jokes for Grand Children

Are you having the grandkids over for Easter, here you go!

 

Q: How do rabbits travel?
A: By hareplane. 

Q: What is a bunny’s motto?
A: Don’t be mad, be hoppy! 

Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it. 

Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? 
A: Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 

Q: What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style?
A: Hip-Hop! 

Q: Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
A: On their bunnymoon! 

Q: What do you get if you cross a rabbit with an insect?
A: Bugs bunny 

Q: What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backwards?
A: A receding hare line 

Q: What do you call a rabbit who is angry over gettting burnt?
A: A hot cross bunny 

Q: How can you tell which rabbits are getting old?
A: Look for the grey hares 

Q: Why are rabbits so lucky?
A: They have four rabbit’s feet?

Q: What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backwards?
A: A receding hare line 

Q: What do you call a rabbit who is angry over gettting burnt?
A: A hot cross bunny 

Q: How can you tell which rabbits are getting old?
A: Look for the grey hares 

Q: Why are rabbits so lucky?
A: They have four rabbit’s feet.

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